I went to the commissary for lunch today.

It was full of midgets.

Pete, my boss, is mad at me now for not calling him to come over and see for himself.

This town is very bizarre.

I walked over to the commissary today to get something for lunch.

It was full of midgets.

My boss is now mad that I didn't come get him to see for himself.

Working in this town is very bizarre sometimes.